FACT: I would surrender my body to Ellen Page
I just realized -
There is one friend that I have never been out with. I occasionally frequent the night life parties, but I’ve never seen her. I think it’s a subconscious agreement that we have not to see each other when in the midst of alcohol. It wouldn’t end well. Or it would end awesomely well.
I've been wearing a fake wedding ring to get used...
I don’t normally wear rings, especially on that finger, but my character in Tartuffe has been wearing one for at least thirty years, so I’ve been wearing one. I find myself playing with it, spinning it with my thumb nail, and still do it even when it’s off. At first the ring felt like a weight, now it feels natural and I’m slightly attached. I can’t wait until the...
I might confess my lust for my instructor today.
Eh, we’ll see.
I sing through the commercials for scary movies. I get way too scared of even the trailers.